Raven O' s amazing journey from the Pacific volcanic isle of Ma pa pa pu to the entertainment
capital of the world is nothing short of brilliantly unbelievable!
Singer, comedian, short order cook and a PHD in non-specific urinary tract infections. These are
just a few of the accomplishments Raven O has acquired since a dramatic escape from a Cuban prison.
Five Academy Awards, three Tonys, fourteen Grammys and one honorable mention from the Hackensack
lesbian golf league are striking examples of Raven O's eclectic appeal.
Raven O's true passion lies in ordinary everyday hobbies, such as glass blowing, skin grafting
and his favorite...baby tossing!
Raven O would like to thank the man upstairs, who has made it all possible...
Mr. Bruce Weinberg, apartment 7D.
