Location: New York City, 14th St where it
intersects with Greenwich and
Hudson at 9th Ave
Year: 20th Century
Time: Twilight
Scene: After a long hot week of bubbling in the sun a barrel of chicken fat
tips into the gutter onto a pair of fishnets. Gaining speed and headed west
the mass collides with beef parts and a stolen purse and makes a left on
Washington where a discarded blonde wig gets a lift. An ugly drunken
meatpacker stumbles out of the biker bar, scratches his balls and hawks a
lugie on the quivering glob. It creeps up his hairy legs like a wanton
Victorian unfortunate, wrenching his very manhood from its socket leaving a
hollow soulless corpse to rot and stink. Beware! The street now belongs to
... CHAMPAIN!
